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Every listing demands 10+ years of experience in tools, frameworks, and languages that barely existed two years ago. Because nothing says "senior" like mastering the impossible.

Senior Quantum React Developer

TechFuture Inc.

Remote
Full-time
Posted 2 days ago

Looking for a senior developer with 10+ years of experience in Quantum React, a framework that was released last month.

Quantum React (10+ yrs)Time Travel Debugging (8+ yrs)Telepathic Programming (5+ yrs)

Lead AI Whisperer

Neural Dynamics

San Francisco, CA
Full-time
Posted 1 week ago

Seeking an experienced AI Whisperer who can communicate with our sentient models. Must have 15+ years of GPT-5 experience.

GPT-5 (15+ yrs)AI Psychology (12+ yrs)Prompt Engineering (20+ yrs)

Blockchain Archaeologist

CryptoDiggers

New York, NY
Contract
Posted 3 days ago

We need someone to excavate ancient smart contracts from the early days of Web3 (circa 2023). Must have 12+ years of experience with chains that don't exist yet.

Ethereum 3.0 (12+ yrs)Solidity++ (10+ yrs)Quantum Ledger (8+ yrs)

Metaverse Architect

VirtualRealms

Remote
Full-time
Posted Just now

Design immersive digital spaces in our proprietary metaverse platform that launched yesterday. Minimum 7 years experience required.

MetaScript (7+ yrs)Reality Bending (10+ yrs)Digital Physics (5+ yrs)

Temporal DevOps Engineer

Chronos Systems

Boston, MA
Full-time
Posted Tomorrow

Manage our infrastructure across multiple timelines. Must have deployed in parallel universes and fixed bugs before they occur.

Time-Kubernetes (9+ yrs)Paradox CI/CD (11+ yrs)Quantum Git (8+ yrs)

Neuro-JavaScript Programmer

BrainWave Tech

Remote
Full-time
Posted 4 days ago

Write code that runs directly on neural implants using our brand new Neuro-JavaScript framework. Must have 10+ years experience with brain-computer interfaces.

Neuro-JavaScript (10+ yrs)Thought-Driven Development (7+ yrs)Cerebral Debugging (8+ yrs)